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The maintenance men were changing the light bulbs at the stadium. Doncaster was following and checking every discarded bulb really was dead. It was two days before the last game of the season and the Canaries had battled on to being just three points from safety. Alas, beset with numerous injuries they were due to play the superbly fit league leaders and a win seemed an impossible task. Doncaster was saving every penny for the hard times in the first division.
An old man appeared wearing tattered old once white robes topped with a Norwich shirt of times past. "I support Norwich and have travelled halfway round the world. I can perform miracles and have come to save the club from relegation". Doncaster looked on in disbelief. "Give me a dead bulb" said the old man, held it briefly and returned it. "Try it now and then the rest" . The bulb shone brightly as did all the seemly dead ones.
"I can run like the wind, play any and every position and all formalities will be taken care of "
The board and the team were summoned to test the old man.
"I will be my own team, be all positions and will play a full team. The team won the toss and kicked off, the ball was passed to Brown who belted the ball to the open goal, assured of finding the net for the first time for many months. The old man ran like the wind, caught the ball near the goal and gave it a soft tap. He dribbled the ball down the pitch, past one player after another, dodged the backs with ease and blasted the ball into the net. The old man repeated the performance with ease, again and again.
"Fingers crossed works " shouted Delia. The Board voted there and then to play the old man. The vote must unanimous and one by one the ayes were sounded. Except Doncaster. He vetoed the vote. "Why" the Board cried.
Doncaster replied " He will buy three hot dogs, can of beer and can of coke, feed 25,000 fans and bang goes the bar sales !"
Was too close for comfort - time to bin Prudence and display Solid Bold Ambition
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NORWICH CITY FOOTBALL CLUB According to the EDP, 4th October 2007, Doncaster says we remain able to compete in the loan market and we remain totally focused on the ambition of getting Norwich promoted to the Premier League. What a load of bloody idiots. MORE hopeful wishes, same old crap dished out for the last three years. WHY have we not already taken loan players, why wait until the crap hits the fan. SINCE when has the loan money been available, yesterday? just before the interview ? This isn't management, this just idiots standing up and prattling. If all is fine and in place to happen, why the hell hasn't it already. WHO is making sure it does happen ? STOP giving us this crap, we want results, we want to hear, now, what you are doing, what precisely you have done. We want facts, action, not your intentions, although we are not naive to believe what you say and what intend are the same thing. You lie by withholding critical pieces of the truth, the club is not upfront, open and honest. IF all the cash is there, if the ambition is there, why are we nudging the bottom of the table. What is the Board doing about apart from drivelling out they have their fingers crossed. For all the talking, for all the writing, for all the forlorn hopes, not a single mention of their company product, the team, the entertainment. No ' we will strengthen here, we are weak in this position, we need more cover for injury'. No ' we have a powerful strike force that we can get much better from '. Most MDs would enthuse of their products, tell you what it can do, why theirs is better, why it suits your needs. We just get last year's statement with the date changed. Doncaster's statement is an insult, he should go now and as the Board should have know what rubbish he was talking, a Board member should go with him. So now we play the next three, possibly most critical games, in the club's history, almost certainly critical for at least one if not all of the management team and the Board are just telling us every thing fine and the future is rosy. God help us
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